from now on instead of saying “that’s crazy” i’m going to say “that’s fifty shades of cray”
I want you to put your sperm caterpillars into my egg cocoon so we can make fetus butterflies.
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nymphetility asked: When I was younger I used to pretend Moe was my boyfriend. When he said rude things to me I would be really offended and run away, I made his catchphrase "I love you" and I planted flowers all around his house to make it lovely. Then one day I woke up and went to his house and it had disappeared. I was heartbroken.
You’re lucky you got out of that shit, Moe is dangerous.